Twitter Updates

• I refuse to work for a union. You made a terrible choice @MIHouseDems 2 weeks ago
• In fairy tales, witches are withered and ugly which is a metaphor for the evil they represent. The internal corruption corrupts the outside. 2 weeks ago
• Coach Beard appreciation post. #tedlasso 3 weeks ago
• Me: I should watch something I haven’t seen. Also me: *watches Chernobyl for the 100th time* 3 weeks ago
• We shouldn’t rewrite Roald Dahl. 1 month ago
• Goddamit, I forgot the first rule of fight club. 1 month ago