Shameless Apple Product Gushing

I got an iPad 2.

I am such an Apple nerd. I’m sorry, I know. It’s like the Mark of the Beast.

But, I love this thing so much. I want to make it a little bed to sleep in at night. What do I use it for?

Okay. List time.

1. Media input – Time Warner Cable TV, ABC Player, Netflix, Vevo. Plug me in, I am ready to go. And this whole battery life thing? No joke. I get at least six hours of streaming time. Don’t ask me how I know that. I’m hard at work. Seriously.

2. eReader – There is nothing like this badass screen to read books on. Oh, man. Shoot. I have a nook, which I still use for outside and the bathtub and whatever, but one thing I didn’t realized I missed: colored highlighting. Any color. Pick a color, you can highlight in it. If you think that highlighting is not important, then you have never read good non-fiction. Squee! Blue! Orange! Red! Chocolate! Puce!

3. Mobile RSS – I know a lot of people. I like some of them. And, I subscribed to their blog feeds. Here are some of them:

    A. Lee Martinez – author, juggler, he’s got some fun stuff to say and he doesn’t sling any BS
    Kristen Lamb – author, social media expert…no, social media goddess
    Chuck Wendig – author, screenwriter, oh, man, I love this guy. I have favorited three of his posts. Only three because I haven’t been able to get to the rest because I’m laughing so hard.
    Okay, yes, an obvious trend in who I follow. My point is still valid.

4. Social Media – What’s the deal with Twitter? Why do I twitch like a junkie when I’m away from it for too long? Not that I would know. I was a Twitter junkie on my iPhone long before the iPad, but for some reason, I always have to be plugged in. But Twitter for iPad? That app is so intuitive, it knows what I want to do before I do. You flip through pages, you follow links. Oh, my heart flutters.

And, GetGlue. I keep track of my overwhelming media consumption and earn BADGES! I am so excited about virtual stickers. What am I, eight years old? Yes! Check-in to Game of Thrones with 5,000 other people!

5. News – ABC News, Mashable, Wall Street Journal. Even fake news! The Onion has an app. 

6. Productivity – You know, because that’s why I actually bought the thing. Ack, this is the most boring number in my list.

dropbox. yeah. confetti.

PDF Reader/Annotater. hurrah. vuvuzela. 

Popplet, okay, now we’re talking. It’s like brainstorming. Paste images, draw pictures, text input, connect things. Like a white board, but digital.

And, of course, I immediately set the screen to this:

Why did I buy it? It may have something to do with hypnotoad, but I love it nonetheless.

Breakdown…of a different variety

I wasn’t able to finish reading a book this week. I know. I’m disappointed in myself, too.

But, I’m not going to leave you hanging. See, every day, I have a lunch break, and I’ve started watching movies to take up that sweet hour of not staring at a computer.

Since I have no book to review this week, I offer you a different sort of breakdown.

Movie Breakdown

(like someone watches it for you)

Easy A

I saw this gem nestled in the depths of Netflix Instant Play. I thought I’d give it a whirl. I was mildly interested when it was released, but never got around to viewing it.

Olive (Emma Stone) lets it slip that she lost her V-card. The rumor travels around school, and she suddenly becomes known as the token slut. In order to help out her gay friend, she fakes having sex with him to boost his street cred and make him look straight. Soon, geeks and nerds are paying her to fake erotic entanglements.

It doesn’t work out the way Olive hoped, and she finds she can get hurt, after all.

This movie is solid.

The cast is fantastic.

The plot is clever and quick.

If you have :60, take a look at the second to opening scene.

First Ten:

Everyone knows that one page in the screenplay is one minute in the movie (if you didn’t, hey! you learned something new). That “Pocket Full of Sunshine” scene takes place within the first ten minutes of the movie.

Didn’t that get you hooked?

I mean, that moment when you get an addicting song stuck in your head and it’s…THERE ALL WEEKEND. That moment when you’re about to belt out the lyrics, and the CD skips? Argh! The worst.

There’s a tribute to John Hughes, an interesting family dynamic, teachers who are surprisingly human. Like I said: solid.

Watch this movie. It’s great.

Next week, I promise, I’ll have Scott Westerfield’s Leviathan ready for some breaking down. Unless you think you can beat me to it.