Twitter Updates

• Using your throat-slitting knife to cut food is just...unsanitary. #jessicajones 5 hours ago
• I don’t know what watch tonight because I just...OmG Jessica Jones is out what am I waiting oh jeez biiiiiiiiiiiiiinge. 8 hours ago
• Happy Fathers’ Day! I’m glad some of my #cosplay tendencies rubbed off on someone. #FathersDay instagram.com/p/ByyLFBwJ43r/… 17 hours ago
• Homestar Runner is trending and I’m happy because this is why Twitter was invented, but missed it the first time ‘r… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
• If this is for VIPs, where does everybody else go? #losangeles #hollywood instagram.com/p/ByvWEndJI2Z/… 1 day ago
• RT @mental_floss: Opening Your Car Door Like the Dutch Do Can Save Cyclists' Lives — bit.ly/2l7d6Op https://t.co/V8EaomtRy2 1 day ago