Twitter Updates

• It stopped being string cheese when I became an adult. Now it’s a cheese stick and you eat it one bite at a time. 1 day ago
• I really wanted to be fair, because each character has it’s cool aspects, but I gotta say it is so awesome to wield… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 days ago
• Remember when Tiger King came out? What year was that? 4 days ago
• This season of Earth has really jumped the shark. 4 days ago
• Sometimes the more seriously someone takes themselves, the harder you laugh at them. 5 days ago
• So, honestly. Were you bullied in high school? Was this happening? 5 days ago