Adulthood Category
The Dig
Posted on August 13, 2018 1 Comment
Whenever I clean out my refrigerator, it’s a combination archaeological and anthropological endeavor. It’s not just a deep dig into grocery products past, but a dive into a bygone era, when decisions were made with unremembered logic. 1. Research and evidence must be collected and presented to the Board of the Superego to fund the […]
How Spoiler Alert Culture is Ruining Everything
Posted on February 18, 2016 2 Comments
Spoiler alert, I guess? I mean, I might be spoiling things in this post, but the whole point of this post is to explain why saying spoiler alert is stupid, so keep reading at your own…risk? I am a nerd. Obviously. I am also a huge fan of SHIELD and Agent Carter. There is a […]
Lemonade. Or, perhaps, some sort of lemon salad
Posted on February 11, 2016 Leave a Comment
It’s weird when life hands you lemons. And you’re like, “Sour yellow fruit.” And everyone says you’re supposed to make lemonade and there’s this big metaphor and it makes you feel better, or, usually, doesn’t. It’s weirder when life hands you lemons and you look around and think, “Well, shit. Turns out that’s the only […]
I Bought a Couch
Posted on February 1, 2015 2 Comments
I bought a Couch. Now, at the risk of the post digressing into “The Many Sofas of Your Lifetime,” let’s rewind and talk about the significance of couch purchasing. Before January of 2015, I only lived with people who already owned couches. My butt is not so discerning. Most couches are all comfortable. The only thing […]
Cosplay Extravaganza update
Posted on July 2, 2014 Leave a Comment
Finished painting the test piece. We did a base coat of plasti dip so the spray paint would have something to adhere to, added some scrollwork, then spray painted with antique pewter color spray paint.
Frozen: On Villains, True Love, and the Friendzone [Spoilers]
Posted on January 9, 2014 Leave a Comment
Before you think I’m fast and loose about handing out movie recommendations, I only write about movies that I like. I subscribe to the “if you don’t have anything nice to say” doctrine because why waste time on things I don’t like? That being said, the obvious direction of this post is this: go see […]
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