Free Museum Day Part 1

Let me start by saying that it's not that I'm not a fan of crowds. Crowds can be okay. For the most part, San Diego Comic Con is a well-behaved crowd until Saturday afternoon. Nay, the thing that I'm not a fan of is uncivilized mob behavior. Which seemed to be the way people were… Continue reading Free Museum Day Part 1

What’s happening on dating apps and why don’t I understand it

Anyone who is friends with me on Facebook knows I make a lot of jokes about dating apps and the things I encounter there. I am single. Were I to get into a relationship that ended with me deactivating my dating app subscriptions, I would have significantly less comedic material for social media. That being… Continue reading What’s happening on dating apps and why don’t I understand it

Hey Now, You’re Two Princes. Just go ahead now. Go play.

Awhile ago, I posted on Facebook a joke that wasn't a joke. It says hipsters. But, it almost feels like it should say "millennials." Let's all sit here and stew in whether or not those are two different things... Before I spin off into a discussion about why you shouldn't trust anything a hipster says… Continue reading Hey Now, You’re Two Princes. Just go ahead now. Go play.

The Dig

Whenever I clean out my refrigerator, it's a combination archaeological and anthropological endeavor. It's not just a deep dig into grocery products past, but a dive into a bygone era, when decisions were made with unremembered logic. 1. Research and evidence must be collected and presented to the Board of the Superego to fund the… Continue reading The Dig

Lemonade. Or, perhaps, some sort of lemon salad

It's weird when life hands you lemons. And you're like, "Sour yellow fruit." And everyone says you're supposed to make lemonade and there's this big metaphor and it makes you feel better, or, usually, doesn't. It's weirder when life hands you lemons and you look around and think, "Well, shit. Turns out that's the only… Continue reading Lemonade. Or, perhaps, some sort of lemon salad

Adventures in Cosplay

It all started with a text. Joe: Hey, that foam you need to make armor. Can that be any color? Me: Yeah. You just spray paint over it. Joe: I have something for you to see. Someone in our apartment complex had used EVA foam pieces to try to sound proof their walls (they were… Continue reading Adventures in Cosplay