Real Life Adventures Category
Free Museum Day Part 1
Posted on January 28, 2020 Leave a Comment
Let me start by saying that it’s not that I’m not a fan of crowds. Crowds can be okay. For the most part, San Diego Comic Con is a well-behaved crowd until Saturday afternoon. Nay, the thing that I’m not a fan of is uncivilized mob behavior. Which seemed to be the way people were […]
What’s happening on dating apps and why don’t I understand it
Posted on August 28, 2018 Leave a Comment
Anyone who is friends with me on Facebook knows I make a lot of jokes about dating apps and the things I encounter there. I am single. Were I to get into a relationship that ended with me deactivating my dating app subscriptions, I would have significantly less comedic material for social media. That being […]
Hey Now, You’re Two Princes. Just go ahead now. Go play.
Posted on August 23, 2018 Leave a Comment
Awhile ago, I posted on Facebook a joke that wasn’t a joke. It says hipsters. But, it almost feels like it should say “millennials.” Let’s all sit here and stew in whether or not those are two different things… Before I spin off into a discussion about why you shouldn’t trust anything a hipster says […]
The Dig
Posted on August 13, 2018 1 Comment
Whenever I clean out my refrigerator, it’s a combination archaeological and anthropological endeavor. It’s not just a deep dig into grocery products past, but a dive into a bygone era, when decisions were made with unremembered logic. 1. Research and evidence must be collected and presented to the Board of the Superego to fund the […]
Lemonade. Or, perhaps, some sort of lemon salad
Posted on February 11, 2016 Leave a Comment
It’s weird when life hands you lemons. And you’re like, “Sour yellow fruit.” And everyone says you’re supposed to make lemonade and there’s this big metaphor and it makes you feel better, or, usually, doesn’t. It’s weirder when life hands you lemons and you look around and think, “Well, shit. Turns out that’s the only […]
Adventures in Cosplay
Posted on February 14, 2015 Leave a Comment
It all started with a text. Joe: Hey, that foam you need to make armor. Can that be any color? Me: Yeah. You just spray paint over it. Joe: I have something for you to see. Someone in our apartment complex had used EVA foam pieces to try to sound proof their walls (they were […]
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