Movie Nonsense Category
Anything Nice to Say: Men in Black International
Posted on February 2, 2021 Leave a Comment
What’s black and white and…well, that’s it, really. It’s the Men in Black. Sony tried to relaunch one of Will Smith’s most famous franchises while also appealing to an international audience at the same time. But, even the international audiences weren’t interested in this one. We try to find anything nice to say about Men […]
One X-Cruciating Scene: The Unnecessary Torture of Magneto
Posted on August 24, 2020 Leave a Comment
Joining Filmento on one X-cruciating scene, I take a stab at critique instead of finding anything nice to say. Filmento: https://www.youtube.com/user/Filmento One X-cruciating Scene Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLUd4YQ8dEhqG6I3PEPvPODNKM5p9csW4 One X-cellent Scene: Magneto’s Perfect Introduction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCVzVnVGwY
Anything Nice to Say: Godzilla (1998)
Posted on March 18, 2020 Leave a Comment
The American Godzilla of 1998 might not be the best Godzilla (in fact, it’s not canonically recognized) but it IS the best Godzilla with Jean Reno in it. Also, it’s basically a by-the-numbers Roland Emmerich film. See if I could find anything nice to say about Godzilla.
Anything Nice to Say Designs
Posted on January 20, 2020 Leave a Comment
The Anything Nice to Say shop is open on Shopify. Check it out. Let us know if there are any products you are dying to have. Here’s a preview of the designs. Let us know your favorites. Original artwork is by Brandon Ruiter,
Hauntings of Disney Past
Posted on June 25, 2019 Leave a Comment
I had a conversation with my cat the other day. It went something like this. “Me-rroorow.” “WHAAT? After all you’ve put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?” “Meow.” “Fine.” For those of you paying attention, yes. I do have a conversational cat. If you ever get a […]
It’s Relevant. We’re talking about it.
Posted on May 21, 2019 Leave a Comment
That’s right. The Phantom Menace is relevant right now 20 years after it’s original release. I loved it. I consumed it. I collected it. I was 12 years old. More on that later. Right now, you get to read a rambling third of my history with Star Wars. I don’t remember how old I was, […]
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