Twitter Updates

• What if Romeo and Juliet is actually a comedy and Shakespeare’s like: 🤦‍♀️ 4 hours ago
• I know everyone wants to hear my opinion so I will give it: I really want to unlock the green Iron Man armor. #MarvelAvengers 11 hours ago
• You know, to be honest, I knew I wanted to tweet a gif with birds with arms, so it really didn’t matter what I was… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 11 hours ago
• You know what? If you fart while lifting weights, good for you. You did the work. 11 hours ago
• The potato chip companies have been duped. They never followed up on all those family sized bags I bought for myself. Fools. 1 day ago
• It stopped being string cheese when I became an adult. Now it’s a cheese stick and you eat it one bite at a time. 4 days ago