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Anything Nice to Say: The Tooth Fairy

Dwayne Johnson dons wings and a tutu to serve as a tooth fairy in a story about the desperation behind the crushing defeat that is adulthood. Huh. That seems kind of dark for a Santa Clause ripoff. At least he had the sense to turn down the sequel. We find anything nice to say about […]

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Anything Nice to Say: The Watch

The frat pack decided to jointly confront the suburban life and alien invasions in this 2012 barely veiled ad for CostCo. Inviting Richard Ayoade to join the usual suspects, we find anything nice to say about The Watch.

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Anything Nice to Say: Lara Croft Tomb Raider

Angelina Jolie was a bit of inspired casting in 2001’s film adaptation of the Tomb Raider video game franchise. That didn’t stop critics from trashing it, though. With a 20% score on Rotten Tomatoes, we try to find anything nice to say about Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.

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Anything Nice to Say: Judge Dredd

We’re back for season two. Did you miss us? Today, we take on the worst thing to happen to adaptations since Hollywood (that can’t possibly be true) with 1995’s Judge Dredd. Can we find anything nice to say about this Sylvester Stallone masterpiece? Yes. And, it was giant robots the whole time.

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Anything Nice to Say: Men in Black International

What’s black and white and…well, that’s it, really. It’s the Men in Black. Sony tried to relaunch one of Will Smith’s most famous franchises while also appealing to an international audience at the same time. But, even the international audiences weren’t interested in this one. We try to find anything nice to say about Men […]

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Anything Nice to Say: AXL

A boy, a robot, a dirt bike nemesis with a flame thrower. Axl takes the boy and his dog trope and updates it for the DARPA era. Check out our episode on the Kickstarter project that became a feature film.

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