Dwayne Johnson dons wings and a tutu to serve as a tooth fairy in a story about the desperation behind the crushing defeat that is adulthood. Huh. That seems kind of dark for a Santa Clause ripoff. At least he had the sense to turn down the sequel. We find anything nice to say about The Tooth Fairy.
Angelina Jolie was a bit of inspired casting in 2001’s film adaptation of the Tomb Raider video game franchise. That didn’t stop critics from trashing it, though. With a 20% score on Rotten Tomatoes, we try to find anything nice to say about Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.
We’re back for season two. Did you miss us?
Today, we take on the worst thing to happen to adaptations since Hollywood (that can’t possibly be true) with 1995’s Judge Dredd. Can we find anything nice to say about this Sylvester Stallone masterpiece? Yes. And, it was giant robots the whole time.
Well, I guess if Evanescence can come up with new material, I should, too.
If you’ve been watching Anything Nice to Say, you may have noticed a rotating set. No, I do not have a house with many rooms. I have moved out of Los Angeles to the Great White North. I started a new job as an assistant brewer in a brewery located in a small town in western Michigan.
As I learn all the ins and outs of the brewing industry, updates are few and far between, but I will get back to more regularity soon.
In the meantime, here’s some delicious content to keep you in the loop.
Kate Beckinsale returns for the fifth installment of the Underworld franchise, a franchise boasting diminishing returns in critics scores. Should you buckle up for this sequel? Or just let me tell you what you missed. We find anything nice to say about Underworld Blood Wars.