An Update from the Abyss

Well, I guess if Evanescence can come up with new material, I should, too.

If you’ve been watching Anything Nice to Say, you may have noticed a rotating set. No, I do not have a house with many rooms. I have moved out of Los Angeles to the Great White North. I started a new job as an assistant brewer in a brewery located in a small town in western Michigan.

As I learn all the ins and outs of the brewing industry, updates are few and far between, but I will get back to more regularity soon.

In the meantime, here’s some delicious content to keep you in the loop.

Anything Nice to Say: Underworld Blood Wars

Kate Beckinsale returns for the fifth installment of the Underworld franchise, a franchise boasting diminishing returns in critics scores. Should you buckle up for this sequel? Or just let me tell you what you missed. We find anything nice to say about Underworld Blood Wars.

Anything Nice to Say: Men in Black International

What’s black and white and…well, that’s it, really. It’s the Men in Black. Sony tried to relaunch one of Will Smith’s most famous franchises while also appealing to an international audience at the same time. But, even the international audiences weren’t interested in this one. We try to find anything nice to say about Men in Black International.

Anything Nice to Say: AXL

A boy, a robot, a dirt bike nemesis with a flame thrower. Axl takes the boy and his dog trope and updates it for the DARPA era. Check out our episode on the Kickstarter project that became a feature film.

Anything Nice to Say: Cats

We did it. We found the most controversial movie from 2019. The harbinger of Covid-19. That’s right. It’s time to talk about #cats. Not even the popularity of #TaylorSwift could save it. We find anything nice to say about Cats.

Lindsay Ellis’s “Why is Cats?” https://youtu.be/G6iqAip-ZNo

Anything Nice to Say: Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time

Oh, video game movies. Why are you so hated? Except sometimes when it comes to foreign markets. Let’s see if we can find any redeemable qualities in 2010’s Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time before the release the remake of the video game.