Kate Beckinsale returns for the fifth installment of the Underworld franchise, a franchise boasting diminishing returns in critics scores. Should you buckle up for this sequel? Or just let me tell you what you missed. We find anything nice to say about Underworld Blood Wars.
What’s black and white and…well, that’s it, really. It’s the Men in Black. Sony tried to relaunch one of Will Smith’s most famous franchises while also appealing to an international audience at the same time. But, even the international audiences weren’t interested in this one. We try to find anything nice to say about Men in Black International.
We did it. We found the most controversial movie from 2019. The harbinger of Covid-19. That’s right. It’s time to talk about #cats. Not even the popularity of #TaylorSwift could save it. We find anything nice to say about Cats.
Lindsay Ellis’s “Why is Cats?” https://youtu.be/G6iqAip-ZNo
Oh, video game movies. Why are you so hated? Except sometimes when it comes to foreign markets. Let’s see if we can find any redeemable qualities in 2010’s Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time before the release the remake of the video game.
The Wachowskis haven’t seen true critical success since The Matrix. With a 27% critic rating and a 38% audience score, Jupiter Ascending wasn’t about to break that trend. Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum weren’t set to become a box office draw any time soon. We see if we can find anything nice to say about Jupiter Ascending. #JupiterAscending #MilaKunis #ChanningTatum #moviereviews