Anything Nice to Say: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Poor Dr. Jones. Harrison Ford is getting older, guys. Let him be. What are the criticisms for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? This episode of Anything Nice to Say, I take a look at the tried and true tropes that made Indiana Jones the character we know and love. See what works (and maybe… Continue reading Anything Nice to Say: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Hauntings of Disney Past

I had a conversation with my cat the other day. It went something like this. "Me-rroorow." "WHAAT? After all you've put me through, you expect me to help you just like that? JUST LIKE THAT?" "Meow." "Fine." For those of you paying attention, yes. I do have a conversational cat. If you ever get a… Continue reading Hauntings of Disney Past

The Twist that No One Asked For

You guys know there's a Robin Hood movie coming out this year, right? Because there was a Robin Hood movie out almost 16 minutes ago and God help us if we go 15 minutes without rehashing the same old, same old. Every time we get a new version of a beloved property, there's some twist.… Continue reading The Twist that No One Asked For

What’s happening on dating apps and why don’t I understand it

Anyone who is friends with me on Facebook knows I make a lot of jokes about dating apps and the things I encounter there. I am single. Were I to get into a relationship that ended with me deactivating my dating app subscriptions, I would have significantly less comedic material for social media. That being… Continue reading What’s happening on dating apps and why don’t I understand it

Hey Now, You’re Two Princes. Just go ahead now. Go play.

Awhile ago, I posted on Facebook a joke that wasn't a joke. It says hipsters. But, it almost feels like it should say "millennials." Let's all sit here and stew in whether or not those are two different things... Before I spin off into a discussion about why you shouldn't trust anything a hipster says… Continue reading Hey Now, You’re Two Princes. Just go ahead now. Go play.

How Spoiler Alert Culture is Ruining Everything

Spoiler alert, I guess? I mean, I might be spoiling things in this post, but the whole point of this post is to explain why saying spoiler alert is stupid, so keep reading at your own...risk? I am a nerd. Obviously. I am also a huge fan of SHIELD and Agent Carter. There is a… Continue reading How Spoiler Alert Culture is Ruining Everything