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The Dig
Posted on August 13, 2018 1 Comment
Whenever I clean out my refrigerator, it’s a combination archaeological and anthropological endeavor. It’s not just a deep dig into grocery products past, but a dive into a bygone era, when decisions were made with unremembered logic. 1. Research and evidence must be collected and presented to the Board of the Superego to fund the […]
I Bought a Couch
Posted on February 1, 2015 2 Comments
I bought a Couch. Now, at the risk of the post digressing into “The Many Sofas of Your Lifetime,” let’s rewind and talk about the significance of couch purchasing. Before January of 2015, I only lived with people who already owned couches. My butt is not so discerning. Most couches are all comfortable. The only thing […]
Talk Amongst Yourselves
Posted on December 13, 2012 Leave a Comment
You know you’ve reached a weird point when you start Search Engining blog topics. I mean, what do I write about? Part of my problem is overload. I’m writing four sketches a week, 10 jokes a week, two blog posts a week for work (why is that always easier?), and developing a sitcom pilot while […]
How to change a blinker in 12 easy steps and 1 not so easy one
Posted on December 11, 2012 Leave a Comment
I recently gained an Adulthood badge. I had to fix a car issue with my own two hands. Curious, are you? Well, here’s an easy how-to guide. How to Change A Blinker in 12 Easy Steps and 1 Not So Easy 1. Determine if your blinker needs changing. Most cars have a signal for this. […]
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