Archives

Anything Nice to Say: Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time

Oh, video game movies. Why are you so hated? Except sometimes when it comes to foreign markets. Let’s see if we can find any redeemable qualities in 2010’s Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time before the release the remake of the video game.

Read More

Anything Nice to Say: Jupiter Ascending

The Wachowskis haven’t seen true critical success since The Matrix. With a 27% critic rating and a 38% audience score, Jupiter Ascending wasn’t about to break that trend. Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum weren’t set to become a box office draw any time soon. We see if we can find anything nice to say about […]

Read More

Anything Nice to Say: First Kid

Sinbad was flying high in the 90s. He was featured on multiple shows and landed his own headlining show on Fox. He branched into movies including this pick for Anything Nice to Say: First Kid. With a 23% critic score and a 32% audience rating, can we nominate anything nice to say about First Kid?

Read More

Anything Nice to Say: Space Jam

t stands to reason that movies existing more for their merchandising than their merits tend not to be well received by critics. If your weren’t a Michael Jordan fan, Space Jam wasn’t your…well, jam. But this was the 90s. Who wasn’t a Michael Jordan fan?

Read More

Anything Nice to Say: Gentlemen Broncos

What does the word ‘quirky’ mean to you? To Hollywood, quirky means indie film. The team behind Napoleon Dynamite present the spiritual successor: Gentlemen Broncos. It was so poorly received, its wide release was cancelled. We see if we can find anything nice to say. Helios by Scott Buckley | https://soundcloud.com/scottbuckley Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com […]

Read More

Anything Nice to Say: National Treasure

For years, the world had no idea that the founding of America wasn’t based on principles, but was actually just a bunch of dude’s burying treasure. In this Jerry Bruckheimer-produced movie, we run through real and apocryphal US history. What started out as a heist movie turned unto a treasure hunt. Can we hunt down […]

Read More