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Anything Nice to Say: Jupiter Ascending
Posted on September 2, 2020 Leave a Comment
The Wachowskis haven’t seen true critical success since The Matrix. With a 27% critic rating and a 38% audience score, Jupiter Ascending wasn’t about to break that trend. Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum weren’t set to become a box office draw any time soon. We see if we can find anything nice to say about […]
Anything Nice to Say: First Kid
Posted on August 26, 2020 Leave a Comment
Sinbad was flying high in the 90s. He was featured on multiple shows and landed his own headlining show on Fox. He branched into movies including this pick for Anything Nice to Say: First Kid. With a 23% critic score and a 32% audience rating, can we nominate anything nice to say about First Kid?
Anything Nice to Say: Space Jam
Posted on August 20, 2020 Leave a Comment
t stands to reason that movies existing more for their merchandising than their merits tend not to be well received by critics. If your weren’t a Michael Jordan fan, Space Jam wasn’t your…well, jam. But this was the 90s. Who wasn’t a Michael Jordan fan?
Anything Nice to Say: Gentlemen Broncos
Posted on July 22, 2020 Leave a Comment
What does the word ‘quirky’ mean to you? To Hollywood, quirky means indie film. The team behind Napoleon Dynamite present the spiritual successor: Gentlemen Broncos. It was so poorly received, its wide release was cancelled. We see if we can find anything nice to say. Helios by Scott Buckley | https://soundcloud.com/scottbuckley Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com […]
Anything Nice to Say: National Treasure
Posted on July 1, 2020 Leave a Comment
For years, the world had no idea that the founding of America wasn’t based on principles, but was actually just a bunch of dude’s burying treasure. In this Jerry Bruckheimer-produced movie, we run through real and apocryphal US history. What started out as a heist movie turned unto a treasure hunt. Can we hunt down […]
Anything Nice to Say: The Last Witch Hunter
Posted on June 24, 2020 Leave a Comment
Is Vin Diesel a box office draw? He’s mostly known for popcorn movies, so it’s no surprise the critics didn’t like The Last Witch Hunter. We see if we can find anything nice to say about this D&D inspired passion project.
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