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Anything Nice to Say: Gentlemen Broncos
Posted on July 22, 2020 Leave a Comment
What does the word ‘quirky’ mean to you? To Hollywood, quirky means indie film. The team behind Napoleon Dynamite present the spiritual successor: Gentlemen Broncos. It was so poorly received, its wide release was cancelled. We see if we can find anything nice to say. Helios by Scott Buckley | https://soundcloud.com/scottbuckley Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com […]
Anything Nice to Say: The Huntsman-Winter’s War
Posted on July 8, 2020 Leave a Comment
Sometimes, you have a movie that you just have expectations that are off the charts. Well, I had high hopes fore The Huntsman: Winter’s War that it couldn’t possibly hope to meet, especially after the performance of Snow White and The Huntsman. I try to learn to love it despite its flaws in this week’s […]
Anything Nice to Say: National Treasure
Posted on July 1, 2020 Leave a Comment
For years, the world had no idea that the founding of America wasn’t based on principles, but was actually just a bunch of dude’s burying treasure. In this Jerry Bruckheimer-produced movie, we run through real and apocryphal US history. What started out as a heist movie turned unto a treasure hunt. Can we hunt down […]
Anything Nice to Say: The Last Witch Hunter
Posted on June 24, 2020 Leave a Comment
Is Vin Diesel a box office draw? He’s mostly known for popcorn movies, so it’s no surprise the critics didn’t like The Last Witch Hunter. We see if we can find anything nice to say about this D&D inspired passion project.
Anything Nice to Say: The Good Dinosaur
Posted on June 17, 2020 Leave a Comment
After years of success, Pixar couldn’t loose. Success spawned success. Inside Out was the seventh highest grossing film of 2015. But, in that same year, Pixar faced a what-if question they’d never tackled before: what if one of their films lost money? We try to find anything nice to say about Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur.
Anything Nice to Say: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Posted on May 27, 2020 Leave a Comment
Nicholas Cage stars as a centuries old sorcerer trying to wipe out the last of Morgan le Fey’s followers in an action comedy that’s loosely based on an animated short from the Fantasia anthology. None of that belongs in the same sentence together. But, if you’ve got some time, it’s a fun movie. We didn’t […]
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