It’s the most wonderful time of the year which means you dust off all those movies you don’t watch the other ten and half months. What awful holiday film have we scraped the bottom of the barrel to find? Die Hard II. Yeah, we didn’t scrape that hard. Die Harder is pretty legit. So, why […]
Dwayne Johnson dons wings and a tutu to serve as a tooth fairy in a story about the desperation behind the crushing defeat that is adulthood. Huh. That seems kind of dark for a Santa Clause ripoff. At least he had the sense to turn down the sequel. We find anything nice to say about […]
The frat pack decided to jointly confront the suburban life and alien invasions in this 2012 barely veiled ad for CostCo. Inviting Richard Ayoade to join the usual suspects, we find anything nice to say about The Watch.
We’re back for season two. Did you miss us? Today, we take on the worst thing to happen to adaptations since Hollywood (that can’t possibly be true) with 1995’s Judge Dredd. Can we find anything nice to say about this Sylvester Stallone masterpiece? Yes. And, it was giant robots the whole time.