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Anything Nice to Say Holiday Special
Posted on December 23, 2021 Leave a Comment
It’s the most wonderful time of the year which means you dust off all those movies you don’t watch the other ten and half months. What awful holiday film have we scraped the bottom of the barrel to find? Die Hard II. Yeah, we didn’t scrape that hard. Die Harder is pretty legit. So, why […]
Christmas Movie Flowchart
Posted on November 28, 2013 Leave a Comment
It’s Thanksgiving, which means you’re going to start watching the Christmas movies. Here’s the flowchart to help you decide.
Wrapping Paper
Posted on December 17, 2012 2 Comments
I have a question. Why is wrapping a Christmas present the hardest thing ever? I mean, it should be easy, right? The thing with the fold and the tap dispenser and flip the corners in with the point and the box and NOOO! JUST STOP! This is the worst part of the Christmas season. I’m […]
Talk Amongst Yourselves
Posted on December 13, 2012 Leave a Comment
You know you’ve reached a weird point when you start Search Engining blog topics. I mean, what do I write about? Part of my problem is overload. I’m writing four sketches a week, 10 jokes a week, two blog posts a week for work (why is that always easier?), and developing a sitcom pilot while […]
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