Twitter Updates

• Phase one of Operation: Benson Hand Cramp is complete. #signing @shawnabenson @TheJulieBenson instagram.com/p/BkUMABCgcnl/… 17 hours ago
• I’m super excited for #SpaceForce recruitment videos during NFL football games this season. 4 days ago
• I have one criteria for seeing a movie in the theaters: don’t make me regret spending $20 on you. 4 days ago
• Guys, I found a time machine. It’s run by the… instagram.com/p/BkGR9IbAyBS/… 6 days ago
• My cat’s standing here licking my leg because he doesn’t know a more appropriate way to get me to pet him. 2 months ago
• But the tigers come at night. 3 months ago