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Anything Nice to Say: Cats

We did it. We found the most controversial movie from 2019. The harbinger of Covid-19. That’s right. It’s time to talk about #cats. Not even the popularity of #TaylorSwift could save it. We find anything nice to say about Cats. Lindsay Ellis’s “Why is Cats?” https://youtu.be/G6iqAip-ZNo

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Anything Nice to Say: Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time

Oh, video game movies. Why are you so hated? Except sometimes when it comes to foreign markets. Let’s see if we can find any redeemable qualities in 2010’s Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time before the release the remake of the video game.

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Anything Nice to Say: Jupiter Ascending

The Wachowskis haven’t seen true critical success since The Matrix. With a 27% critic rating and a 38% audience score, Jupiter Ascending wasn’t about to break that trend. Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum weren’t set to become a box office draw any time soon. We see if we can find anything nice to say about […]

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Anything Nice to Say: Space Jam

t stands to reason that movies existing more for their merchandising than their merits tend not to be well received by critics. If your weren’t a Michael Jordan fan, Space Jam wasn’t your…well, jam. But this was the 90s. Who wasn’t a Michael Jordan fan?

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Anything Nice to Say: Rookie of the Year

When a movie is designated for a younger audience, it tends to split critics. Some are harsher, some are more forgiving, others just ignore it entirely. With a 32% critic rating, it’s hard to decide what happened here. Rookie of the Year targets a younger audience, sure, but it’s still plenty enjoyable for adults. Here’s […]

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Anything Nice to Say: War of the Worlds

Tom Cruise running away from aliens. You don’t need to make a movie more complicated than that. With a high critic score, but a relatively low audience score, viewers weren’t quite as enthused about this remake. We try to launch a full scale invasion on anything nice to say about War of the Worlds.

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