Twitter Updates

• I had Brussels sprouts; I deserve ice cream. 1 day ago
• Libraries: why steal a book when you could read it for free? 1 day ago
• My real problem with #Cats is that they cast humans in all the roles, taking jobs away from real talking cat actors. 1 day ago
• With all this vacuum, you'd think there'd be less dust. #UnlikelyFirstWordsOnTheMoon 2 days ago
• I'm over you. #UnlikelyFirstWordsOnTheMoon 2 days ago
• I think we all know I prefer "ninja turtle entrance." usatoday.com/story/news/nat… 2 days ago