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One X-Cruciating Scene: The Unnecessary Torture of Magneto
Posted on August 24, 2020 Leave a Comment
Joining Filmento on one X-cruciating scene, I take a stab at critique instead of finding anything nice to say. Filmento: https://www.youtube.com/user/Filmento One X-cruciating Scene Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLUd4YQ8dEhqG6I3PEPvPODNKM5p9csW4 One X-cellent Scene: Magneto’s Perfect Introduction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCVzVnVGwY
Anything Nice to Say: Space Jam
Posted on August 20, 2020 Leave a Comment
t stands to reason that movies existing more for their merchandising than their merits tend not to be well received by critics. If your weren’t a Michael Jordan fan, Space Jam wasn’t your…well, jam. But this was the 90s. Who wasn’t a Michael Jordan fan?
Anything Nice to Say: Rookie of the Year
Posted on August 5, 2020 Leave a Comment
When a movie is designated for a younger audience, it tends to split critics. Some are harsher, some are more forgiving, others just ignore it entirely. With a 32% critic rating, it’s hard to decide what happened here. Rookie of the Year targets a younger audience, sure, but it’s still plenty enjoyable for adults. Here’s […]
Anything Nice to Say: War of the Worlds
Posted on July 29, 2020 Leave a Comment
Tom Cruise running away from aliens. You don’t need to make a movie more complicated than that. With a high critic score, but a relatively low audience score, viewers weren’t quite as enthused about this remake. We try to launch a full scale invasion on anything nice to say about War of the Worlds.
Anything Nice to Say: Gentlemen Broncos
Posted on July 22, 2020 Leave a Comment
What does the word ‘quirky’ mean to you? To Hollywood, quirky means indie film. The team behind Napoleon Dynamite present the spiritual successor: Gentlemen Broncos. It was so poorly received, its wide release was cancelled. We see if we can find anything nice to say. Helios by Scott Buckley | https://soundcloud.com/scottbuckley Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com […]
Anything Nice to Say: The Huntsman-Winter’s War
Posted on July 8, 2020 Leave a Comment
Sometimes, you have a movie that you just have expectations that are off the charts. Well, I had high hopes fore The Huntsman: Winter’s War that it couldn’t possibly hope to meet, especially after the performance of Snow White and The Huntsman. I try to learn to love it despite its flaws in this week’s […]
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