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Anything Nice to Say Holiday Special
Posted on December 23, 2021 Leave a Comment
It’s the most wonderful time of the year which means you dust off all those movies you don’t watch the other ten and half months. What awful holiday film have we scraped the bottom of the barrel to find? Die Hard II. Yeah, we didn’t scrape that hard. Die Harder is pretty legit. So, why […]
Anything Nice to Say: Robin Hood (2018)
Posted on December 15, 2021 Leave a Comment
How many Robin Hoods does it take to conquer England? Well, it hasn’t been done yet. Here’s the latest bad Robin Hood movie in a long line of bad Robin Hood movies.
Anything Nice to Say: Wild Wild West
Posted on December 8, 2021 Leave a Comment
It was the movie that began the downfall of Will Smith’s film career, a disaster he still can’t live down. If only he’d known what we already knew: never bet on steampunk.
Anything Nice to Say: The Tooth Fairy
Posted on December 1, 2021 Leave a Comment
Dwayne Johnson dons wings and a tutu to serve as a tooth fairy in a story about the desperation behind the crushing defeat that is adulthood. Huh. That seems kind of dark for a Santa Clause ripoff. At least he had the sense to turn down the sequel. We find anything nice to say about […]
Anything Nice to Say: The Watch
Posted on November 24, 2021 Leave a Comment
The frat pack decided to jointly confront the suburban life and alien invasions in this 2012 barely veiled ad for CostCo. Inviting Richard Ayoade to join the usual suspects, we find anything nice to say about The Watch.
Anything Nice to Say: Lara Croft Tomb Raider
Posted on November 17, 2021 Leave a Comment
Angelina Jolie was a bit of inspired casting in 2001’s film adaptation of the Tomb Raider video game franchise. That didn’t stop critics from trashing it, though. With a 20% score on Rotten Tomatoes, we try to find anything nice to say about Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.
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