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Anything Nice to Say: Judge Dredd
Posted on November 10, 2021 Leave a Comment
We’re back for season two. Did you miss us? Today, we take on the worst thing to happen to adaptations since Hollywood (that can’t possibly be true) with 1995’s Judge Dredd. Can we find anything nice to say about this Sylvester Stallone masterpiece? Yes. And, it was giant robots the whole time.
Anything Nice to Say: Men in Black International
Posted on February 2, 2021 Leave a Comment
What’s black and white and…well, that’s it, really. It’s the Men in Black. Sony tried to relaunch one of Will Smith’s most famous franchises while also appealing to an international audience at the same time. But, even the international audiences weren’t interested in this one. We try to find anything nice to say about Men […]
Anything Nice to Say: AXL
Posted on January 15, 2021 Leave a Comment
A boy, a robot, a dirt bike nemesis with a flame thrower. Axl takes the boy and his dog trope and updates it for the DARPA era. Check out our episode on the Kickstarter project that became a feature film.
Anything Nice to Say: Cats
Posted on November 6, 2020 Leave a Comment
We did it. We found the most controversial movie from 2019. The harbinger of Covid-19. That’s right. It’s time to talk about #cats. Not even the popularity of #TaylorSwift could save it. We find anything nice to say about Cats. Lindsay Ellis’s “Why is Cats?” https://youtu.be/G6iqAip-ZNo
Anything Nice to Say: Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time
Posted on September 16, 2020 Leave a Comment
Oh, video game movies. Why are you so hated? Except sometimes when it comes to foreign markets. Let’s see if we can find any redeemable qualities in 2010’s Prince of Persia – The Sands of Time before the release the remake of the video game.
Anything Nice to Say: Jupiter Ascending
Posted on September 2, 2020 Leave a Comment
The Wachowskis haven’t seen true critical success since The Matrix. With a 27% critic rating and a 38% audience score, Jupiter Ascending wasn’t about to break that trend. Mila Kunis and Channing Tatum weren’t set to become a box office draw any time soon. We see if we can find anything nice to say about […]
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