Jokes for the Week of 11/5

Papa John’s will be cutting hours due to projected ObamaCare costs. It was either that or downgrade to “Cheaper ingredients,cheaper pizza.” Yahoo’s fantasy football website broke down today, leaving fantasy football players stuck playing their level 5 mages. CIA Director Petraeus resigned due to an extra marital affair. If he worked in the British Secret […]

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I’m changing my superpower. Flight and invisibility are the poor man’s game. When I played pick a superpower, I always played it with the full X-men dossier. Everyone said Wolverine because he was cool and great and awesome and who hasn’t wanted to brandish knuckle-sprouted blades at some inconsiderate line cutter. (or is that just […]

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