Jokes for the Week of 11/5

Papa John’s will be cutting hours due to projected ObamaCare costs. It was either that or downgrade to “Cheaper ingredients,cheaper pizza.” Yahoo’s fantasy football website broke down today, leaving fantasy football players stuck playing their level 5 mages. CIA Director Petraeus resigned due to an extra marital affair. If he worked in the British Secret […]

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Things are about to get…

Things are about to get really boring. And, then, really interesting. I’m moving. Probably to Los Angeles. New York isn’t off the table, but it’s less likely. If I fail, it’s going to be in a blaze of glory, like a Katy Perry song or something. I’m hoping there’s no Midnight Train to Georgia moment. […]

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