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10 Things to Tell Your Kids (or Grandkids) You Had Back in Your Day

1. Nine Planets Pluto was downgraded to Dwarf Planet in 2006. Be on the look out for the modern fairy tale Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Planets. 2. Mail on Saturdays Beginning in August, the US Postal Service will no longer deliver mail (letters, catalogs, and the like) on Saturday. The plan will save […]

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Bringing About the Apocalypse – or – Google’s Plan to Make Zombies

I’m convinced. Google is going to bring about the zombie apocalypse. Either that or they’re trying to make the geek inherit the Earth. If you haven’t been paying attention, Google has released several press releases talking about Google Glass. While they didn’t take my suggestion for their slogan (It’s a Computer…for Your Face!), Glass is […]

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Notes on Social Media or I’m not from the government but I’ll help anyway

As you would have known from my previous post, I am true neutral. But, in honor of my favorite Avenger, Agent Phillip Coulson, I am going to offer you some help in an attempt to put some rampant Internet rumors to rest. There is no need to fear social media. What are my qualifications? Well, […]

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Society’s Existential Crisis

What a bright and beautiful Tuesday morning. Time for some philosophical ramblings on the state of the world. It seems that everyone wants to ask “what’s wrong with the world today?”. The fact of the matter: nothing. As I was listening to the insanely giddy bubblegum pop of the late 90’s and early 00’s (I […]

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