Observations Category
10 Things to Tell Your Kids (or Grandkids) You Had Back in Your Day
Posted on February 8, 2013 Leave a Comment
1. Nine Planets Pluto was downgraded to Dwarf Planet in 2006. Be on the look out for the modern fairy tale Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Planets. 2. Mail on Saturdays Beginning in August, the US Postal Service will no longer deliver mail (letters, catalogs, and the like) on Saturday. The plan will save […]
As our contract states, you owe me some tongue
Posted on February 2, 2013 1 Comment
This isn’t my usual gig, but stick around anyway for this. I watch a lot of television, most of it streaming, so commercials are few and far between. I’m fairly good at tuning them out, too. Unless they’re funny, I find them less than useful. I buy my Apple products because I was brainwashed by […]
That Color Doesn’t Look Good on Anyone
Posted on January 18, 2013 Leave a Comment
I recently threw myself a pity party. You know the one. The one where you feel like the whole world is against you; or maybe your mouth was faster than your brain; or maybe, for some reason, your being is divided between id, ego, and superego and they all hate each other at the moment. […]
Top TV Writers Talk How to Work on Successful TV Shows
Posted on January 16, 2013 Leave a Comment
Went to a panel sponsored by The Scriptwriters’ Network on Saturday. Call that my force social interaction for the week. The speakers were Glen Mazzara of The Walking Dead, Dan O’Shannon of Modern Family, Alex Cary of Homeland, Janet Tamaro of Rizzoli & Isles, Vanessa Taylor of Game of Thrones & Matt Nix of Burn Notice. As you […]
I Put the “eck” in Rejected
Posted on November 14, 2012 9 Comments
It’s been awhile since I’ve done an overt post on writing and I just KNOW you’ve been dying for one (irony irony irony and scene). Regardless of how you feel about writers writing on writing about writing while writing, I can’t afford therapy, so I bought a domain name instead. If you are a working […]
Jokes for the Week of 11/5
Posted on November 13, 2012 Leave a Comment
Papa John’s will be cutting hours due to projected ObamaCare costs. It was either that or downgrade to “Cheaper ingredients,cheaper pizza.” Yahoo’s fantasy football website broke down today, leaving fantasy football players stuck playing their level 5 mages. CIA Director Petraeus resigned due to an extra marital affair. If he worked in the British Secret […]
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