Observations Category
Stranded
Posted on October 31, 2012 Leave a Comment
I’m changing my superpower. Flight and invisibility are the poor man’s game. When I played pick a superpower, I always played it with the full X-men dossier. Everyone said Wolverine because he was cool and great and awesome and who hasn’t wanted to brandish knuckle-sprouted blades at some inconsiderate line cutter. (or is that just […]
Jokes for the Week of 10/15
Posted on October 20, 2012 Leave a Comment
Texas State Fair lost their icon Big Tex, a 52-foot cowboy, in a fire. This leaves the state without it’s last line of Godzilla defense. Tim Tebow has trademarked the term “Tebowing.” Fans have raised the question, “Is that what Jesus would do?” The NBA has instated a 90 second time limit on pregame handshakes. […]
The Change
Posted on September 27, 2012 Leave a Comment
I’ve gone Hollywood. For the first time in 3 months, I returned to Dallas on a quest to surprise those I left behind. I hadn’t thought I had changed. I was still the sly, witty, Iron Man rip-off that I’ve always been, but this time, something felt different. One of my roommates is a reality […]
Celebrity Spotting
Posted on September 17, 2012 2 Comments
I’d like to dispel a rumor. There is this…notion…that if you live in Los Angeles, you see celebrities everywhere. This is simply not the case. I have only seen (identified?) two celebrities since I’ve been here. I am, of course, not counting the ones that I went to an event to see because, let’s be […]
Second City Homework
Posted on September 7, 2012 Leave a Comment
Okay, so I had to write ten jokes. Here they are, in all their (non) glory. Let me know if you like any of them. A new button has surfaced at the Democratic National Convention, Hipsters for Obama. That’s a change from supporting that candidate you’ve never heard of. Canada has launched a new digital […]
Making It Up As I Go
Posted on August 15, 2012 1 Comment
I haven’t posted in three weeks, which I apologize for. I’m working at a social media job that has me writing 5,000 words a week in blog posts alone. That isn’t really an excuse, but the blog format does lose some of its mystery when you’re up to your elbows in it everyday. I just […]
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