Jokes for the Week of 10/15
Texas State Fair lost their icon Big Tex, a 52-foot cowboy, in a fire. This leaves the state without it’s last line of Godzilla defense.
Tim Tebow has trademarked the term “Tebowing.” Fans have raised the question, “Is that what Jesus would do?”
The NBA has instated a 90 second time limit on pregame handshakes. Officials reassured the full handshake will still be required to enter the post game treehouse.
A man hired a woman to slap him every time he logged on to Facebook. The move is likely to inspire a new trend with “50 Shades of FarmVille.”
Today is the first day of PSAT testing. In other words, a test where everything is made up and the points don’t matter.
A poll shows parents would rather have Obama watch their kids which means if Obama loses the election, he won’t add to the jobless rate.
The Rolling Stones announced their 50th anniversary tour. It will unite old and young fans with people who want to watch someone die on stage.
Both Nike and Anheuser-Busch have dropped Lance Armstrong as a sponsor, proving any move to stay with the cyclist is ballsy.
General Mills will cut sugar and salt from its breakfast cereals, so keep an eye out for Nut Cheerios, Toast Crunch, and Unlucky Charms.