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Jokes for the Week of 11/5
Posted on November 13, 2012 Leave a Comment
Papa John’s will be cutting hours due to projected ObamaCare costs. It was either that or downgrade to “Cheaper ingredients,cheaper pizza.” Yahoo’s fantasy football website broke down today, leaving fantasy football players stuck playing their level 5 mages. CIA Director Petraeus resigned due to an extra marital affair. If he worked in the British Secret […]
Jokes for the Week of 10/22
Posted on October 27, 2012 Leave a Comment
I was watching “A Baby Story” on TLC. They have a baby every time. I feel like there hasn’t been any character development… The International Cycling Union has banned Lance Armstrong from cycling for life. The ban includes tours, triathlons, and teaching spin classes. Clark Kent has left The Daily Planet. He’s now applying for […]
Jokes for the Week of 10/15
Posted on October 20, 2012 Leave a Comment
Texas State Fair lost their icon Big Tex, a 52-foot cowboy, in a fire. This leaves the state without it’s last line of Godzilla defense. Tim Tebow has trademarked the term “Tebowing.” Fans have raised the question, “Is that what Jesus would do?” The NBA has instated a 90 second time limit on pregame handshakes. […]
Second City Homework
Posted on September 7, 2012 Leave a Comment
Okay, so I had to write ten jokes. Here they are, in all their (non) glory. Let me know if you like any of them. A new button has surfaced at the Democratic National Convention, Hipsters for Obama. That’s a change from supporting that candidate you’ve never heard of. Canada has launched a new digital […]
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